to be fair the boobs + lingerie *were* top-notch. that’s a lot for a browser to take on.
(Also a good plunge bra is my new best friend.)
cute enough to crash my browser <3
Aww, sorry about that. If there’s any way I can fix that lmk. <3
I wouldn’t laugh! I was just wondering what your ideal “type” was. And nobody’s out of your or anyone’s league, because there’s no universal beauty standard. Different people like different things and you’re as liable to be amazing to someone like that as to someone the opposite of that. That might sound like empty rhetoric, but consider this: If you think some people are out of your league, what are telling people who you think are *in* your league? Did you mean that?
Well, I mean, I think that I’m saying that the people that I fuck aren’t necessarily the people that I or anyone else would find to be conventionally “attractive” and also that I have fucked people who are the top of the “pretty” scale and they were nothing to write home about, so attractiveness isn’t necessarily an indicator of either sexual prowess or beauty – and vice versa – with regards to my personal standards, but just once in my life I would like someone who is, conventionally, BOTH?
I mean, anyway, that’s what I was going for.
@themightyif replied to your post “Just once I want 24 hours of intense, addictive sex with an 11. Like,…”
What counts as an ‘11’ to you?
(Don’t laugh) Chris Evans, Sebastian Stan, Kate McKinnon, a handful of assorted friends and coworkers who I am (or was) close-ish too but who I consider “out of my league”.
@bomberqueen17 replied to your photo “Today I made medibles for the first time. Uncertain of the strength of…”
… but it’s Saturday? I hope? (if it’s Sunday I’m severely late for something I need to be at!!)
Hahah, so it is. I even KNEW that, but my fingers got ahead of me. I blame the cookies.