Tag Archives: chris evans

sevensneakyfoxes: killerville: lightninglaveau: jane-yellowroc…

sevensneakyfoxes:

killerville:

lightninglaveau:

jane-yellowrock:

I can’t see him in this movie without thinking of this post:

@killerville

this is still true so When Will My Self Respect Return From Super Horny 4 Chris Evans War

Is it sad that my first thought was, “Uh, cranberry pills don’t do shit.  Get some proactive cipro and ride that dong.”

This post still appears to me in my dreams.

bottomhannibal: stonermccoy: gay truck stop triumvirate they…

bottomhannibal:

stonermccoy:

gay truck stop triumvirate

they look like good ol boys in the deep south who change their getup the closer they get to a major metropolitan area

like pine is atlanta truck stop hooker realness, somewhere between down home and high fashion. evans hooks in a semi large town but still has that small town feel – like in keeping with georgian cities he’d be like savannah or athens? and pratt bless him would be like marietta, giving head in his backwards cap, can of chaw in his back pocket next to the lube tbh

bottomhannibal: stonermccoy: gay truck stop triumvirate they…

bottomhannibal:

stonermccoy:

gay truck stop triumvirate

they look like good ol boys in the deep south who change their getup the closer they get to a major metropolitan area

like pine is atlanta truck stop hooker realness, somewhere between down home and high fashion. evans hooks in a semi large town but still has that small town feel – like in keeping with georgian cities he’d be like savannah or athens? and pratt bless him would be like marietta, giving head in his backwards cap, can of chaw in his back pocket next to the lube tbh